December 2009
34 posts
'I'm a Mac' Ads Go Honest [Comics] →
It’s so true. Someone with a whole lot of money should hire John Hodgman to play the Mac guy just once for some underground Christmas card or something. [DorkTower via GeekDad]
12/26/2009 →
Obama vs. The Christmas Wish List
OBAMA: Is that right?
OK. All right.
What are you — what — what are you going to get?
UNIDENTIFIED CHILD: An Apple.
OBAMA: You want an Apple?
UNIDENTIFIED CHILD: No, the Apple — like the Apple Touch. I want one of those.
OBAMA: Oh, is that like a...
(CROSSTALK)
OBAMA: It's like an iPod?
UNIDENTIFIED CHILD: No.
OBAMA: That's not like an iPod?
(CROSSTALK)
UNIDENTIFIED CHILD: It's a phone.
OBAMA: It's a phone. It's like an iPhone.
UNIDENTIFIED CHILD: It's a touch screen.
OBAMA: It's a touch screen. That's why you need it.
“The ESRB says: “Players can also choose to have ‘romantic...”
– What Makes Mass Effect 2 ‘Mature’? Future Blouses, Alien Pole Dancing & Drugs - mass effect 2 - Kotaku
“Jaimee: Well I appreciate you not wanting to wake me up but if y couldn’t...”
– Chinegro, Japegro…all blasian.
via NY Post.
“Walt Disney’s grandson has been arrested on suspicion of illegal gun...”
– Walt Disney’s Grandson Arrested for Gun Possession - KTLA
“I am a ground controller at the [EDITED] Air Force Base, currently using a Excel...”
– “We Fight for Freedom, and Windows Vista Is Fucking Us Up” - Windows Vista - Gizmodo
Irrelevant today: Jay Leno giving Krusty The Clown...
Jay Leno: Well, these days, people like observational humor about things they deal with in everyday life.
Krusty: Oh, yeah. You mean like when your lazy butler washes your sock garters and they're still covered with schmutz?
12/04/2009 →
My $62.47 Royalty Statement: How Major Labels Cook... →
Tim Quirk was the singer of punk-pop outfit Too Much Joy, signed by Warner Bros. in 1990. Now he’s an executive at an online music service, giving him insight on digital sales data and just…
